you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
