Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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