Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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