worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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