There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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