Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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