We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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