I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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