Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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