saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I will die if light touches me.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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