I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im holly from the hills drunk
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am one with the molecules
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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