Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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