Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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