Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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