I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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