This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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