you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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