i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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