Dual....:-)
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Can I color on your dick again?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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