Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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