If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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