There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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