The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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