So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
