Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just pee around me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
