Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Randomize
