as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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