i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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