Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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