And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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