his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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