she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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