Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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