He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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