I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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