And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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