I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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