woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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