it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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