CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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