? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i think my cat just said my name.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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