hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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