So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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