If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
only you would photoshop your dick
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
