But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
