your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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