erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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