That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
do herpes really smell.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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