Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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