How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this boner is exhausting
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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