He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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