Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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