i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize