he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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