Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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