Small penises have feelings too.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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