Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
