used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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